Xmas season is over come back next year
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- Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
- Me: A dull knife.
- Dad: Why a dull knife?
- Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
- Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
- Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.
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#sometime later on in their relationship #korra will try to challenge mako to a belching contest #he will be disgusted and tell her to grow up #then the revelation will smite her betwixt the eyes like a hammer #she will understand that bolin will allow her to be herself #but still push her to be a better stronger braver more compassionate person #and then they will have many splendid adventures and get married and have awesome babies #it is known
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My Christmas present from Niki: chocolate D&D dice! I have the best friend ever. :3
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I can’t be the only one creeped out by this ad
WHY
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